5 Ways For Cleveland Democrats to Enjoy the 2016 Republican Convention

5. Host a confab of county party wonks from both sides at one of the new Metropark beaches. No matter who shows up, it’s going to look much better than anything Dallas could show.

4. Get MSNBC to host its talking head shows at Massimo da Milano’s. They haven’t engaged with Cleveland politics until they’ve been to Massimo’s.

3. If they won’t go for Massimo’s, I’ll offer up my backyard.

2. Send Ed FitzGerald and Rob Frost flowers. Ed because of his hard work in getting the get. And Rob because he’s the County GOP chair, and it’s good to be contrary once in a while.

1. Spend the week in Dallas. Just a guess, but they’re going to have a lot of hotel vacancies that week.